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DAVID J. LAURIA

The Wedding Singer

Here are the entries from my original blog, posted on MySpace from 2006-08. I managed to recover them before they were ‘accidentally’ lost forever. After 2008, MySpace started to unravel, so I moved the blog to WordPress. You can view those last few entries here.

2006

  • And the season is officially open…
  • I have named Love, badly
  • Thank you, Mr. Malaprop
  • A bottle of white, a bottle of red, perhaps a bottle of “who cares” instead
  • Things not to say in a wedding toast
  • But enough about me. What do you think of me?
  • Grown men, still crying over ice cream
  • The incredible prognosticating power of toilet paper
  • Everyone complains about the weather, but no one does anything about it
  • If I wear a tuxedo, can I call myself the Man in Black?
  • Aloha, Mr. Hand.
  • Welcome to the working week
  • The very rich are different than you and me
  • Ask for Babs
  • RIP, Randy Hien
  • New release

2007

  • The King of Clubs
  • Left of the dial
  • A toast by Jerry Scarfman
  • World Tour 2007
  • And may their first child be a masculine child
  • Sibling rivalry
  • No wheelies on the pool deck, Grandma
  • Shout! Shout! Shout at the…?

2008

  • Oil, lube and check the tires
  • Did you ever know that you’re my heeeeee-ro?
  • TravelGate
  • This was the whole toast…
  • Your dress is lovely, Mrs. Hatfield! Wait, I mean, Mrs. McCoy….
  • Ew.

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